└ THE ART OF JESTING Vol I -by Ol' Killer Anyone whut finds mah chest o' goodiesare welcome to has it. It's out thar somewheres around 335,??? or zo. Yo'll haster figures prezackly where by yoreself. Har. Har. But it are in plain zight on this here continent zo ya oughter be ables to find it. Yeah! -Ol' Killer's Jack This here is one o' them there same kind whut the kids plays with, but I has beefed it up a mite. You just put this here thing in the little pouch that ya gots slung o're yore hip, near where ya holds yore sheild. Th' magic will right proper zoom from it into yore sheild, addin' 10 to yore AC. -Ol' Killer's Funny Bone Ya just sling this here o're yore right shoulder in that there little purse ya has there, and it'll add 10 to yore ATC, makin' ya ztronger in attack.
